Wednesday, May 5, 2010

"Perfection," a short film worthy of its title

by Matt



It was strange returning to the WPU Student Film Festival last Friday. I had organized the event throughout half of my college career, and I had feared that the bulk of the talent and ambition graduated with my class. This wasn't entirely true, as many of the films were witty and entertaining, if a little rough around the edges (par for the course with student films), but many noted a significant drop in quality since previous years.

Two hours of meandering dialogue, poor sound quality, shaky camerawork, and graphic torture soured even the better elements of most of the films, and as the night neared its end, everyone seemed to have resigned themselves to disappointment. When the last film began to roll, no one suspected, even remotely, that it would redeem the entire night.

Yet within minutes our jaws dropped, we leaned forward, and trembled in anticipation for the next moment. Since when do student films look and feel like this?



"Perfection" stands as a testament to what possible with a little creativity, some ambition, a traffic flare, and massive cajones. Its otherworldly atmosphere ranks on par with The Descent, the Silent Hill games, and Andrei Tarkovsky's masterpiece Stalker. Shot entirely (without permission) at Newark's abandoned Essex County Jail, it presents an underworld of rust and grime, where sacrifices are repaid with trickery and everything is an illusion.

Now, you've probably seen films that look like this, but it gains more weight when you realize that you're not looking at a set, that the dirt and the rust were there before the film, that desperate men and wicked men lived and died there, trapped by their own desires and misfortunes. To the characters, this is nightmare and mysticism; to us, this is reality.

These are things you might consider as we follow our protagonist (unnamed, but you might already know of him) deeper into the abyss, searching for -- well, I'm not about to spoil that. What are any of us searching for? He has several visions and encounters along the way, but the real fear comes from the harsh shadows that seem dangerously close to devouring him.

The low light is a mixed blessing. With the dread of the atmosphere also comes the limits of the low-budget technology. Grain and low image resolution might distract some pickier viewers, and the brighter scenes might cross the line between juxtaposing to the darkness and simply being overexposed. I didn't mind. If anything, I felt that director Andre Rivera used the shortcomings of miniDV to his advantage. The film isn't polished, and it shouldn't be. This is a dirty film, and the cinematography reflects that.



Even if the footage does lose some of the atmosphere, however, the soundtrack adds such richness to the environment that it doesn't matter. Footsteps echo reluctantly through the corridors, serenaded by a woeful guitar and the hum of supernatural energy. You can feel the sounds leading you in deeper as the reverberations from the Inferno's center grow louder.

Andre assures me that he plans on shopping this around to festivals. I'd keep an eye out for this one, because I can't praise it highly enough. The sounds and setting envelope you, and when the film ends, you feel as though you've experienced something projected from your deepest inner fantasies. And nightmares.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Severed Thumbs: Exit Through the Gift Shop

by Jon

I'm a huge fan of Banksy. I believe all of his work his meaningful, witty, gorgeous, and tongue in cheek hilarious. Naturally, when I heard he released a movie I had to see it. That movie is Exit Through the Gift Shop

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So just a bit of background for those who don't know Banksy. Banksy is a UK based street artist who is infamous for his stencil work, installations, and privacy. Nobody except a very select few have heard his voice and seen his face. Here's one of my favorites of his.

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Now that the introductions are over, here's the movie. The movie is a documentary that Banksy made about Thierry Guetta, a not even amateur French film maker turned street artist. As Banksy put it, Thierry was looking for him and trying to make a documentary on him. Banksy took the project and made the doc about Thierry because he is much more interesting. It started in the early Aughts when Thierry's cousin "Space Invader", a street artist, took him on a couple outings when Thierry was visiting family in France. Thierry, who always had a video camera on him at all times, came on the night runs and fell in love with the movement. Eventually Thierry gets sucked into the street art world and becomes its unofficial documenter. He travels the world taping and aiding famous street artists such as Ron English (known for his work in the movie Super Size Me )and Shepard Fairey (Obey). This goes on for a couple years but Thierry does absolutely nothing with the footage. Enter master artist Banksy, who learns of Thierry on a run in LA. They get to know each other, become friends, then a series of events turns Thierry into a street artist by the name of "Mr. Brainwash" who sells out so bad he makes Gene Simmons look like a starving artist. Take note, this synopsis does absolutely no justice to this film NONE. To anyone familiar with Banksy's work or just those even a bit curious, this is a definite must see. There's a lot of speculation on whether or not this is in fact a true doc or, in typical Banksy style, something much much more. See it, laugh, cry, get pissed, and judge. 6 out of 6

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Monday, April 26, 2010

Terry Gilliam: Lost in the Imaginarium

by Jack, Jon, & Matt



The guys discuss the works of director/animator/madman Terry Gilliam.

Listen here!

Saturday, April 3, 2010

WATCH OUT FOR BIRDEMIC: SHOCK AND TERROR! IN CAPS!!

by Jack:




Sometimes there's a film that comes along that boggles the mind. You cannot believe the thing exists, but there it is, paddling its arms forward like a Special Olympics finalist (and no, this is not a joke on the Special Olympics - they're too good for Birdemic: Shock and Terror). The movie tricks a viewer like yours truly; at first, having not seen anything made by its director, the inimitable James Nguyen - he has two other films to his credit, Replica and Julie and Jack, neither seen by me (just as well, one of whom gives its highest praise as "Ed Wood quality" on IMDb) - I wasn't sure what I was really seeing.





The film takes place in some sunny seaside community on the California coast - as we're made PAINFULLY CLEAR in the opening from-the-car driving shots (immediately calling to mind the opening credits of Manos: The Hands of Fate) - and is about how Rod (Alan Bough) and Nathalie (Whitney Moore), who meet one day by chance, he a successful solar-panel salesman and she a Victoria's Secret model (she just made the cover!) Oh, and there's an almost inexplicable warning of a crazy-killer bird epidemic on the news, from, um, I guess it's global warming. And after about a half hour of almost NOTHING going on between these two pieces of cardboard-as-actors, the birds finally arrive.... oh yes, how they arrive.




What I mean by my uncertainty of what I was seeing, it felt like a double-edged sword. I kept thinking during the film, 'either Nguyen is a total genius, crafting the most intentionally bad movie in recent memory, or he's quite possible the most sickening hack you've never wanted to meet.' The movie is really on the level of Manos. Even worse, I was reminded of the worst of the worst drek that came across at my old undergraduate college (for those from William Paterson University circa 2005-06, think back to The Brothers of Mystical.... yeah, let that sink in, albeit an in-reference, you can watch it HERE if you dare...).

It's one thing that the film was shot on a shitty camcorder. It's another that the actors appear to be non-professionals or at best from community theater (Alan Bagh is so stiff he just might make your eyes bleed; Moore is too hot to have that happen, though her talent is just as nill). But it's something else how absolutely, and surprisingly consistently, awful the filmmaking is. Even if you've never taken a class in proper lighting or sound or stage direction or editing, Birdemic shines so mightly shitty-ness. Scenes start and end without a proper marker, as if the editor didn't know how to flow from one scene- one SHOT- to the next. Sound is completely mis-matched from one shot to the next. The music is the kind of synthesizer work that cranked up loud enough could drive Bin-Laden out of his cave (they even go as far as to rip-off the John Lennon song "Imagine" for a girl character wearing a "Imagine Peace" shirt. And the birds... oh, boy, the birds.

Just look right here at the trailer, right now, for a look at these birds. They speak more (and squak more) than I ever could:





Composed yourself. Good. On with the rest of this report.

Now, again, experiencing this film, especially in the case I had in a theater with people perhaps anticipating its awfulness based on the trailer or the website or the claim by Nguyen to be a "Master of the Romantic Thriller" (Trademarked. I'm not fucking kidding), that this is perhaps just a brilliant prank, a satire of epic proportions. Certainly the "message" part of the movie- and it's wielded with such a sledgehammer it would make Stanley Kramer look like Jim Jarmusch - is done to such a ludicrous extent, with characters appearing for walk-on scenes like a Old-man Biologist who appears to explain that the birds were caused by man's harm to the planet, or the "Tree-Man" in the woods who has a tree-house home and finds the birds don't attack him because he's in the woods and not out on the road like the rest of stupid man-animal civilization. Not to mention the rather LISTEN TO US NOW attitude of the main characters driving their hybrid cars and seeing An Inconvenient Truth (I shit you not, this is in the movie) and their silly solar panels. Who ever heard of that working really well?




All of this could, potentially, really be just a put-on of such a magnitude that I would want to shake Nguyen's hand for pulling off such a feat. But, no, Nguyen took himself very seriously during this production, only slightly changing his tune after the fact of people seeing the film like the audience in The Producers seeing "Springtime for Hitler" for the first time (If you need proof, look at this NY Times article here: “I never went to film school,” Mr. Nguyen said. “But I did go to what you’d call the film school of Hitchcock cinema.”). I'll give him that he had persistance in getting the film out there, even showing it in bars around the Sundance film festival when he couldn't get in. The masses of sober people puking all around him should have given him a clearer idea of what he had though.

Oh, don't get me wrong, Birdemic is absolutely, hysterically, historically, gloriously funny. It's a magnificent fresco of horrible CGI (the birds just float, like a screensaver), and non-existent acting, and plot that... wait, what plot? And who needs an ending that makes sense either, or shots that match up? It's so funny that I ended up feeling just a wee-bit guilty by the end. It's easy to mock this movie, like a bully on the playground mocking the kid with Cerebral Palsy. If the film isn't an intentional anti-film, then it's just a really bad Manos/Ed-Wood level movie, and all of the hilarity that ensues from it is kind of expected. It's not even worthy of Asylum DVD status. Alongside The Room, After Last Season, and Severed Ways, it's one of the real no-budget bad-movie finds of the past ten years. A must-see, for every wrong reason imaginable.

Let's leave off on a happy note, shall we, since this fucker invoked the name of the REAL Master (trademark):





















Tuesday, March 23, 2010

A Picture Is Worth a Thousand Lies

by Jack, Jon, & Matt



After too long a wait, Creatively Stumped is back up with a brand new episode. Hear Jon practice his Jedi mind tricks, Jack tell us where "the thing" is, and Matt announce that he's about to ask some very pressing questions! Learn how we spent our New Years, and have your temporal senses dislocated! Featuring special guest host Orson Welles!

Listen here!

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Update:

Perhaps to celebrate their impending mention on our wonderful podcast, ACORN announced Monday that it will disband.

Read the full story here.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Upcoming podcast

by Matt



Yeah, yeah. I know we're overdue. Hell, our Terry-Gilliam-themed podcast that was supposed to correspond with the release of The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus missed its release altogether. I don't really have an excuse, just that it's easy to get sidetracked from work, especially when you're not getting paid for it.

However, just to prove we're thinking of you, here is a perceptive Cracked.com article that corresponds closely with the subject of our next podcast.

I promise to buckle down and complete it. Maybe tomorrow...